Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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