I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Women's rights.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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