- Anti Joke

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

my whole life!

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Mitt Romney.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

-Knock Knock -Come in!

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

my whole life!

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Mitt Romney.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

-Knock Knock -Come in!

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

my whole life!

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz