Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Knock Knock Not Yet

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Spotto

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

modern love

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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