- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Dogs in my home.

An English man walks into a pub.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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