How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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Women's Rights.

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Lil' Wayne

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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An atheist walks into a church

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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