i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Type 2 diabetics

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

I am a n1gger.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

Ms. Smoot's class

Make little things count Teach midgets math

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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