- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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