- Anti Joke

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.