- Anti Joke

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

just sit down and dont be a Jew

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Bean.

a horse walks into a blender ow