- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

What's the difference between a duck?

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Comedy.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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