Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

Shit!

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

THE GAME

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

whats long and green? weed

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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