- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Chinese drivers.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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