- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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