A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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