- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

knock knock. come in.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

What's funnier than 24? 25

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

An asian without a future.

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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