what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Snausages.

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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