- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

Which is longer? A rope...

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

you and your family will die tonight

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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