- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

I saw a poor man named rich

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

Like this joke, bitch.

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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