What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

Anti Joke

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