A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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Anti-joke.

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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modern love

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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religion.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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