- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

How did th-A fridge.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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