- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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