- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

woman's rights

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

Chicken

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what do you call gingers ugly.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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