- Anti Joke

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

If you're reading this, you can read.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

my whole life!