Robin, get in the batmobile.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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I saw a shovel once.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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