If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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An English man walks into a pub.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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