What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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