How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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Why? Whats wrong?

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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