What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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What's 4+7 47

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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Win and Beau have no friends

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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