- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

Knock, knock. answers door

a man walked into a bar ouch

Win and Beau have no friends

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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