What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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KKK

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Like this joke, bitch.

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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