stuarts mum

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Nippies

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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this girl died

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Why did I get raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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