There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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