- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

What did Delaware? A coat.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

KKK

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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