What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

Snausages.

Like if you like big tits.

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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