(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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Anti Joke

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