- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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