Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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