Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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fack me in the ace! CC

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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bitches be crafty.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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