Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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