how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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