- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

obama

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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