Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What's the difference between a duck

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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the WNBA

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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