Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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