How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What's worse than eating cows. Death

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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