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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Vagina ass.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Ham sandwich

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Snarf Nuggets

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

A Frenchman stays and fights

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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