- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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