- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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colby doesnt shave

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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