A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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mc hammers income.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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whats long and green? weed

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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